Please find below information on the pre-WTC event, known as Beermachine. The WTC Committee wishes to inform that public that Harry will indeed be present at the event. HOWEVER, it is is imperative to understand that Harry’s Birthday Rules will NOT be in effect this year. As in previous years, it is understood that those Rules are not socially responsible, cannot be endorsed by the Committee, and may be downright dangerous. Harry will have his birthday regardless of such rules, perhaps with a cup of tea.
REPEAT: Harry’s Birthday Rules are NOT in effect.